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Author Topic: The "Ya Mama" Thread  (Read 3484 times)
GamezR2EZ
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« on: April 18, 2008, 09:24:18 PM »

For any and all Ya Mama jokes, provided they aren't racist and stuff

ill start with a few that are close to my heart....

Ya mama so fat, last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Ya mama so fat, she saw a school bus full of white kids drive by and said "STOP THAT TWINKIE".
Ya mama so fat, she needs a crowbar to pull out her wedgies.
Ya mama so fat, she uses interstate 85 as a slip'n'slide.

Ya mama so stupid, she put the car in reverse and thought she went back in time.
Ya mama so dumb, Jehovah's Witnesses came to her door, looked at each other and said "We aren't interested".


lol just a few i could think of off the top of my head, what you guys have?
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« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2008, 06:40:20 AM »

my fav....

Yo moma's so skinny, her nipples touch

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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2008, 01:42:52 PM »

Ya mama like a door nob, everyone get a turn.
Ya mama like an Irish women, we play hide the pot gold under the covers
Ya mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2008, 02:23:17 PM »

haahha nice ones

i like the door knob one
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